Honestly: Rules

First Rule.
Dish Naming.

Vague geographical adjectives
mean

bland food.

Exhibit A

Oriental Chicken at The Japanese Burrito

Second Rule.
 Dining.

If a place gets the classics right, go back. 
See how/if they innovate.

Exhibit A

Pizzas at Menomale.
Exhibit B
Chicken Satay and Green Curry at Baiyor.
Exhibit C
Pork in Green Sauce at Slow Mex.

Third Rule.

The Law of Street Food.
 Redundant adjectives on the menu 
=
Extra euros on the bill.

Exhibit A
...Street Food. All of it.